Brain Milk

Tim Walz: America's Dad For VP

We talk about America's love for Tim Walz, J.D. Vance's weirdness, Donald Trump's falling poll numbers, and bullishness on Kamala Harris's presidential chances.

Kamala Harris Is The Democratic Nominee

Biden dropped out and elevated Kamala, so we survey the 2024 election, discuss potential VP picks, and share in the schadenfreude of Trump worrying that J.D. Vance is an unpopular, weird creep.

Flooding The Zone With Shit

The GOP has one move: flooding the zone with shit. We discuss Rudy Giuliani's epic punitive damages, the mounting successes of the Biden economy, House Republicans' impeachment hallucinations, Republicans' obvious bluffing on the border and immigration deal, the GOP's contemporary iteration as the Know Nothing party, liberal team-killing, Culture War nonsense, and Elon Musk's dumb Cybertruck.

The GOP Isn’t A Serious Political Party

Our first pod in a while! Dash and Adrian break down why the GOP is just not a serious political party anymore, Kevin McCarthy's retirement, House Republicans' inability to govern, America's ongoing foreign policy crises, and Vivek Ramaswamy's dumb idea to willy-nilly fire most of the government.

Republicans In DISARRAY!

Absolutely everything you should know this week! Guaranteed! Or your money back. 

Democrats Aren’t As F*cked In The Midterms As We Feared!

Thanks to Republican primary voters' taste for the GOP's least electable candidates, Democrats are actually favored to keep control of the Senate, and the Supreme Court's gutting of Roe V. Wade has given Democrats the lead in generic House polls. We talk about all the ways Republicans have f*cked themselves heading into the midterms.

How F*cked Are Democrats In 2022?

Is there hope for Democrats to keep Congress in 2022? We talk about political strategy, governmental reform, the annoyingly unplugged apathy of midterm non-voters, cry baby conservatives clinging to dumb wedge issue culture war delusions, and why Josh Hawley is crusading for masculinity all of a sudden.

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Donald Trump Does Another Fascism

President Donald Trump incited a deadly, insurrectionist coup attempt on Congress because he hasn't disgraced America enough, and is running out of time to squeeze in extra Constitutional crises and demolish more democratic norms. What a baby.

Trump Family Pardon Party

Donald Trump wants to parson himself, his kids, and his closest confidants... but they're all 100% innocent and did nothing wrong!

George Washington's Farewell Address

President Donald Trump is about to leave office, and we were wondering how crazy and petty his farewell address likely will be... if he gives one at all! In order to better mock Trump's closing speech, or lack of one, we take a look at a much better president's final salute to America: George Washington's Farewell Address!